January 2011
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Jan 31st
Too Soon?
I want to redo my room as a spaceship, like Challenger. So I can have explosions.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Zombie Dreams
Me: Seriously there has to be a zombie virus.
Ray: If there isn't, there will be.
Me: Well all we have to do is develop a hybrid rabies virus and make it airborne.
Ray: It's a little scary that you've thought this out.
Me: I've been googling. And I have big dreams to become a zombie.
Ray: You want to be a zombie?
Me: Yes. After fighting them for awhile of course. I figure after sometime it will get annoying trying to run from them and I will just give in.
Ray: True but I don't think I want to be eaten alive.
Me: Well just get one to bite you quickly then run away and hide. Duh.
Jan 27th
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Note to Self
Eating pizza while watching James Franco cut his arm off = bad idea number 1 Drinking wine while watching “The Collector” = bad idea number 2 Sex = always a good damn idea
Jan 26th
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Real life text from tonight
I kept calling myself a lady while I was stroking his cock…
Jan 26th
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Right now...
I’m bbming with lady Jocelynn about whistle tips. Life is fantastic!
Jan 25th
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30 Days of Buffy
Day 1: Favorite Season Ohhhh definitely Season 2. I remember being in middle school watching this with my brother and mom. This season was so beautifully done that I still watch it all the time. From epic love to witty dialogue then the devastating arc, it was just brilliant.
Jan 24th
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30 Days of Buffy Challenge
All yall bout to hate me because I’m going to geek out for 30 days with my favorite show ever. Suck it up! Day 1: Favorite Season Day 2: Favorite Episode Day 3: Favorite Song Used In An Episode Day 4: Favorite Female Character Day 5: Least Favorite Female Character Day 6: Favorite Male Character Day 7: Least Favorite Male Character Day 8: Favorite Friendship Day 9: Favorite Romance...
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Nineteen
I felt you in my legs Before I even met you And when I laid beside you For the first time I told you I feel you in my heart, And I don’t even know you Now we’re saying Bye, bye, bye Tegan and Sara - Nineteen
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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And That's How You Get Fired From Domino's...
pbh3:
Jan 13th
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Me: Once I get home I'm gunna make tea, put booze in it and watch lifetime movies. Why? Because I have a vagina.
Andy: Hahaha nice.
Me: No its sad. Very sad.
Andy: Then I'm just as sad.
Me: You watch lifetime movies too?!?!
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Work
Me: Are you going to write something for the newsletter?
Boss: Yes Mom.....
Me: Thanks son!
Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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